She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
being pregnant is like rehab
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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