Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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