did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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