Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
