Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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