don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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