how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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