is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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