so let's talk penis.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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