I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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