Define "chronic" masturbator.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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