What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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