I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
