I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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