New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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