It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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