What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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