i just made my gag reflex go away.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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