Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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