dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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