Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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