found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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