we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
We don't watch enough power rangers
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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