I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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