It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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