Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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