You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
