she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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