are you still at the devil's house?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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