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I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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