Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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