He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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