Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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