Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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