At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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