where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he shaved USA in his pubs
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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