I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
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