I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Randomize
