he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I don't think brook has ever known best
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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