You're so nebulous sometimes
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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