you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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