that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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