idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
