She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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