Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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