I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Sext me about skeletons
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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