gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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