# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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