If that was your dad, he is hot
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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