I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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