Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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